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A Royal Ass-Kicking and one Kick Back
Lost the series to KC, but José’s got his groove back and knocked a ball out for his first home run since his hamate surgery.
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Two Angels are Greater than the Angels
We brought two Angels to play the Angels and ended up with another series sweep (7 wins in a row!), some vintage Jose Ramirez playing, and impressive managing from Vogter.
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Rocky Mountain High: Guards Sweep!
It’s a sweep of the Colorado Rockies at Mile High Coors Stadium! Four wins in a row! It’s called a streak, they’ve happened before.
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The Bigger They Are, The Harder the Trade Hits
Tugboat won one for the Giants but the Guards take the series for a win, at freakin’ last, in an NL Homestand. They still need to get consistent hitting, and are treading water in the…
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Slapped Silly by San Diego at Home
Lost two out of three to the Padres, which wasn’t unexpected. José is playing better, Bibee’s curse continues, and Kwan’s second-half play astounds.
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Clawing a Single Victory in the Tiger’s Den
Finally snapped our losing streak and had a decent game. Hits and homers and four out saves, oh my. And yet we still went 1-3 in the series, which is pretty much our new normal.
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(Not) Chipping Away Chicago’s Division Lead
The Sox kicked our asses, taking two out of three. Rain delays and bullpen woes are hitting the Guards hard
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Swept by the Last Place Mets? It’s Cleveland!
The new guys ain’t so bad! Arias got DFA’d, Genoa made history, and Austin Hedges is the best pitcher we have, in a three game rout by the Mets. Ouch.
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Trade Deadline: Cleveland Actually Made Trades!
Jo Adell, Foster Griffin, Nathaniel Lowe, and a filthy Craig Yoho changeup?! Cleveland actually made real deadline moves. But with new bats in town, who gets the short end of the bat on the 26-man…
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Bringing the Desert to Cleveland (aka we hit for shit)
Escaping a sweep on the arms of the bullpen is peak GuardsBall. We picked up an arm but will we get a bat tomorrow? God I hope so!