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Somehow, Skubal Returned and Injuries Abound
Is it a sweep if the third game is canceled? Well, the Guards won but at a cost. José is on the IL and needs hand surgery. We’re all devastated.
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The Holy Grail Fail of a Unicorn Catcher
Cleveland has always relied on a catcher who calls a game over one who hits. When Naylor went from solid to bottom-barrel, some hard choices had to be made.
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Swept By Those Damn Yankees!
Swept by the Yankees at home? What a brutal three series. We did okay for the first halves of the game and then we just sucked raw eggs.
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Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas
Another series loss, and man did we get shanked in Texas. When your catcher has to pitch, you know it’s bad.
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Damn Yankees, Your Park is Weird
A trip to the Bronx and the Guards come away with a surprising series win! Taking two out of three from the Yankees is always a great way to start your month.
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Yanked Down By the Sox for a Loss
I don’t know, man, this was just a bad series for our ‘pen. Bibee remains cursed, Jose’s not hitting great, and we have no solid pinch hitter.
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Vogt’s New Lineup Shakes up Jose, Kwany
Cleveland’s lineup was pretty much a given for the last 4 years. New bats and plate discipline has given the Guards a chance to shake up the lineup.
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Nats Hammer Changeups, Guards for Memorial Day
The Washington Nationals are insanely good this yeah, and I’m very glad we only play them once. They hammered the Guards to take 2 outta 3.
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Cheesesteaks, Rain, and Pitching Excellence
It rained all weekend in Philly, but the games played on and both teams’ pitchers put up amazing duels, while Cleveland fine tuned their lineup.
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Guards Catch the Skubaless Tigers By The Tail
There’s no Skubal or Verlander, and Bibee still catch catch a break, but the Guards faced Valdez and won, sweeping the Motor City Kitties in four!