Away
Games away in the world.
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Cheesesteaks, Rain, and Pitching Excellence
It rained all weekend in Philly, but the games played on and both teams’ pitchers put up amazing duels, while Cleveland fine tuned their lineup.
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Guards Catch the Skubaless Tigers By The Tail
There’s no Skubal or Verlander, and Bibee still catch catch a break, but the Guards faced Valdez and won, sweeping the Motor City Kitties in four!
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Royal Ass Whupping: Split the Series with KC
There’s no way to sugar coat this, if we can’t figure out how to hit, we are fucked. Anyway, Kansas kicked our asses and we snuck in a split.
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Minor Ballpark, Major Hitters: Guards Punch the A’s
It took going to a minor league ballpark to remind our guys that they’re major league hitters. We’ll take it, but we need to steady our bats. Yeah, still.
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Toronto’s Roof Rained on Cleveland
Tough loss in Toronto. Bad fielding by the Guards, weak bats, and a number of bases loaded at the end of an inning. Still no thumper behind Jose.
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Guards Fall to the Arch in St. Louis
Dropping two out of three for our last road game before a homestand sucks. Maybe it’s time for the Guards to question how aggressive they are on the base paths.
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The Devil Hands the Guards Defeat in Atlanta
Manzo homered but the Guards finally dropped a series to the only other team who’d yet to drop a series. I hate Atlanta.
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Guards Challenge the Dodgers and Ohtani
The Guards took on Ohtani and the Dodgers in LA for a best of three over April Fools Day. Guards won three to WIN the series!
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Sweepless in Seattle: Guards Split the Series
The first series of 2026 is done, and the Guards took two out of four against the Mariners, including a brutal drubbing.