Away
Games away in the world.
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Ain’t Much Coming Up Cleveland in Milwaukee
The triple blow of our best hitters being hurt in one game haunts us as we start this road trip with a big L, even though we win 1 out of 3.
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Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas
Another series loss, and man did we get shanked in Texas. When your catcher has to pitch, you know it’s bad.
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Damn Yankees, Your Park is Weird
A trip to the Bronx and the Guards come away with a surprising series win! Taking two out of three from the Yankees is always a great way to start your month.
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Cheesesteaks, Rain, and Pitching Excellence
It rained all weekend in Philly, but the games played on and both teams’ pitchers put up amazing duels, while Cleveland fine tuned their lineup.
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Guards Catch the Skubaless Tigers By The Tail
There’s no Skubal or Verlander, and Bibee still catch catch a break, but the Guards faced Valdez and won, sweeping the Motor City Kitties in four!
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Royal Ass Whupping: Split the Series with KC
There’s no way to sugar coat this, if we can’t figure out how to hit, we are fucked. Anyway, Kansas kicked our asses and we snuck in a split.
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Minor Ballpark, Major Hitters: Guards Punch the A’s
It took going to a minor league ballpark to remind our guys that they’re major league hitters. We’ll take it, but we need to steady our bats. Yeah, still.
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Toronto’s Roof Rained on Cleveland
Tough loss in Toronto. Bad fielding by the Guards, weak bats, and a number of bases loaded at the end of an inning. Still no thumper behind Jose.
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Guards Fall to the Arch in St. Louis
Dropping two out of three for our last road game before a homestand sucks. Maybe it’s time for the Guards to question how aggressive they are on the base paths.
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The Devil Hands the Guards Defeat in Atlanta
Manzo homered but the Guards finally dropped a series to the only other team who’d yet to drop a series. I hate Atlanta.
