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Games at the Jake (aka Progressive)
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Split Series With Sox – We Had to Win
Two walk off wins, two rain delays, three one run games, and we split the series we really needed to win.
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Home against the Rangers – Guards Escape a Sweep
Two rough losses, and one decent win. The Rangers play like we do, never giving up. DeLauter is on a 10 game hitting streak, and José is on the mend.
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2026 Series vs Seattle goes to the Guards
A tense three game series, and we had trouble with the offense, but then the bats got crackin’ and we had a five run 8th to win the series.
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Somehow, Skubal Returned and Injuries Abound
Is it a sweep if the third game is canceled? Well, the Guards won but at a cost. José is on the IL and needs hand surgery. We’re all devastated.
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Swept By Those Damn Yankees!
Swept by the Yankees at home? What a brutal three series. We did okay for the first halves of the game and then we just sucked raw eggs.
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Yanked Down By the Sox for a Loss
I don’t know, man, this was just a bad series for our ‘pen. Bibee remains cursed, Jose’s not hitting great, and we have no solid pinch hitter.
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Nats Hammer Changeups, Guards for Memorial Day
The Washington Nationals are insanely good this yeah, and I’m very glad we only play them once. They hammered the Guards to take 2 outta 3.
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Guards Take Round One in the Battle of the C’s
Tito’s Reds take one, but the Guards bats erupt to take two. Bibee continues to be the no luck starter, while Big Rig and Cantillo show their stuff.
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Our Angel is in the Outfield: Guards Sweep 3
Cleveland sweeps the Angels, pitching staff solidifies, bats wake up, and Angel is our Angel.
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Series Loss – Bo to AAA, a Gold Glove Arrives
The Twins hate the Guards, Hedgey is our good luck charm, Bo is optioned to the minors, Bazzana hits his first dinger, and the beat goes on.