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Games at the Jake (aka Progressive)
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A Royal Ass-Kicking and one Kick Back
Lost the series to KC, but José’s got his groove back and knocked a ball out for his first home run since his hamate surgery.
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The Bigger They Are, The Harder the Trade Hits
Tugboat won one for the Giants but the Guards take the series for a win, at freakin’ last, in an NL Homestand. They still need to get consistent hitting, and are treading water in the…
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Slapped Silly by San Diego at Home
Lost two out of three to the Padres, which wasn’t unexpected. José is playing better, Bibee’s curse continues, and Kwan’s second-half play astounds.
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Swept by the Last Place Mets? It’s Cleveland!
The new guys ain’t so bad! Arias got DFA’d, Genoa made history, and Austin Hedges is the best pitcher we have, in a three game rout by the Mets. Ouch.
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Bringing the Desert to Cleveland (aka we hit for shit)
Escaping a sweep on the arms of the bullpen is peak GuardsBall. We picked up an arm but will we get a bat tomorrow? God I hope so!
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New Records and a Split With the Twins!
As it always is, Cleveland did great and then lost big. This time our bats did okay (except in the last game) and our fielding was iffy. Split series with the Twins.
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Yo Ho, Pirates! Lost the Series with Bad Air
We ran ourselves out of the games, not managing to bring runners home, screwing up the base paths, and not having much by way of hits. But Bazzana walked us off, so yay?
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Split Series With Sox – We Had to Win
Two walk off wins, two rain delays, three one run games, and we split the series we really needed to win.
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Home against the Rangers – Guards Escape a Sweep
Two rough losses, and one decent win. The Rangers play like we do, never giving up. DeLauter is on a 10 game hitting streak, and José is on the mend.
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2026 Series vs Seattle goes to the Guards
A tense three game series, and we had trouble with the offense, but then the bats got crackin’ and we had a five run 8th to win the series.