series loss
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Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas
Another series loss, and man did we get shanked in Texas. When your catcher has to pitch, you know it’s bad.
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Yanked Down By the Sox for a Loss
I don’t know, man, this was just a bad series for our ‘pen. Bibee remains cursed, Jose’s not hitting great, and we have no solid pinch hitter.
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Nats Hammer Changeups, Guards for Memorial Day
The Washington Nationals are insanely good this yeah, and I’m very glad we only play them once. They hammered the Guards to take 2 outta 3.
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Series Loss – Bo to AAA, a Gold Glove Arrives
The Twins hate the Guards, Hedgey is our good luck charm, Bo is optioned to the minors, Bazzana hits his first dinger, and the beat goes on.
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The Man from Down Under Arrives
Australia comes to Cleveland, and we manage to claw one back from the Tampa Bay Rays in a very rough week. Our bats need to wake up some more.
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Toronto’s Roof Rained on Cleveland
Tough loss in Toronto. Bad fielding by the Guards, weak bats, and a number of bases loaded at the end of an inning. Still no thumper behind Jose.
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Astros Smash Cleveland, Guards Whiff Back
The Astros took the series, and our bats need a wake up call. Our lineup needs an shakeup. Also I still Boo the Astros, and you probably do too.
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Guards Fall to the Arch in St. Louis
Dropping two out of three for our last road game before a homestand sucks. Maybe it’s time for the Guards to question how aggressive they are on the base paths.
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The Devil Hands the Guards Defeat in Atlanta
Manzo homered but the Guards finally dropped a series to the only other team who’d yet to drop a series. I hate Atlanta.