series loss
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Sunk Series in the Land of Lakes
Fielding fuckery and bullpen blowups lead to a series loss against the Twinkies. We salvaged one game and have some things to work on.
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Home against the Rangers – Guards Escape a Sweep
Two rough losses, and one decent win. The Rangers play like we do, never giving up. DeLauter is on a 10 game hitting streak, and José is on the mend.
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Battle for the Top: Guards Fail
In a must win fight, we lost miserably because we don’t have enough hitters. We simply must get runners in from third. Period. But hey, we won ONE.
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Not these guys again … A Semi Expected Loss
We did a lot better than I though we would here. The first two games were routs (which we won one!) but the last game was tense all the way through.
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Ain’t Much Coming Up Cleveland in Milwaukee
The triple blow of our best hitters being hurt in one game haunts us as we start this road trip with a big L, even though we win 1 out of 3.
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Swept By Those Damn Yankees!
Swept by the Yankees at home? What a brutal three series. We did okay for the first halves of the game and then we just sucked raw eggs.
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Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas
Another series loss, and man did we get shanked in Texas. When your catcher has to pitch, you know it’s bad.
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Yanked Down By the Sox for a Loss
I don’t know, man, this was just a bad series for our ‘pen. Bibee remains cursed, Jose’s not hitting great, and we have no solid pinch hitter.
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Nats Hammer Changeups, Guards for Memorial Day
The Washington Nationals are insanely good this yeah, and I’m very glad we only play them once. They hammered the Guards to take 2 outta 3.
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Series Loss – Bo to AAA, a Gold Glove Arrives
The Twins hate the Guards, Hedgey is our good luck charm, Bo is optioned to the minors, Bazzana hits his first dinger, and the beat goes on.
