Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas

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Baseball player in a black jersey with red trim and helmet, raising his right arm in celebration on the field.

Last year the Rangers had the All Star Game, and we got Hegdy in chaps, bare bottomed. Hedge also got his World Series Ring with these guys.

Series Results

Jun 5 – Jun 7
GUARDIANS
1
TEX
RANGERS
2

When do the Rangers ever play with the roof open? I feel like I’ve never watched a game with it open!

Overall, it was actually not that bad. Yeah, we dropped the series, but other than the third game we played really well. And bonus, Bibee finally got a damn win.

Game Results

Game 1 (65) – LOST

GUARDIANS
36 – 29
2
FINAL ☞
3
RANGERS
31 – 32
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CLE 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 7 0
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 3 5 0
  • Bazzana’s first leadoff home run!
  • With a home run, a single, and a triple, Bazzana was the closest I’ve seen a Guard get to the cycle in a while. The triple is always the hardest.
  • Our ‘pen is pretty depleted right now.
  • I’d love to know why we’re so bad at getting a man home from third!

Game 2 (66) – WON

GUARDIANS
37 – 29
4
☜ FINAL
0
RANGERS
31 – 33
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CLE 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 1 0 4 9 0
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 2
  • I noticed the Rangers’ catcher has ‘Higgy’ in his gear.
  • Bibee finally got a fucking win!
  • I was annoyed Vogt didn’t let him get the complete, but honestly for a first win I’ll take it.

Game 3 (67) – LOST

GUARDIANS
37 – 30
0
FINAL ☞
10
RANGERS
32 – 33
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CLE 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
TEX 2 0 4 1 0 1 0 2 X 10 16 0
  • Cantillo got rung hard.
  • How bad was the game? Hedgey pitched the 8th.

Well. We go back home to play the Judge-less Yankees, so fingers crossed.

Tomorrow is Pride Night and there are still tickets available!

The Cleveland C done yo in progressive pride colors.

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