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Hard Hit Firsts: Why the Guards’ Arms Are Safe
Are the Guardians struggling with early long balls? A deep dive into the 2026 stats shows Cleveland’s pitching is doing just fine.
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Battle for the Top: Guards Fail
In a must win fight, we lost miserably because we don’t have enough hitters. We simply must get runners in from third. Period. But hey, we won ONE.
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Not these guys again … A Semi Expected Loss
We did a lot better than I though we would here. The first two games were routs (which we won one!) but the last game was tense all the way through.
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Ain’t Much Coming Up Cleveland in Milwaukee
The triple blow of our best hitters being hurt in one game haunts us as we start this road trip with a big L, even though we win 1 out of 3.
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Somehow, Skubal Returned and Injuries Abound
Is it a sweep if the third game is canceled? Well, the Guards won but at a cost. José is on the IL and needs hand surgery. We’re all devastated.
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The Holy Grail Fail of a Unicorn Catcher
Cleveland has always relied on a catcher who calls a game over one who hits. When Naylor went from solid to bottom-barrel, some hard choices had to be made.
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Swept By Those Damn Yankees!
Swept by the Yankees at home? What a brutal three series. We did okay for the first halves of the game and then we just sucked raw eggs.
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Slaughtered by the Rangers in Texas
Another series loss, and man did we get shanked in Texas. When your catcher has to pitch, you know it’s bad.
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Damn Yankees, Your Park is Weird
A trip to the Bronx and the Guards come away with a surprising series win! Taking two out of three from the Yankees is always a great way to start your month.
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Yanked Down By the Sox for a Loss
I don’t know, man, this was just a bad series for our ‘pen. Bibee remains cursed, Jose’s not hitting great, and we have no solid pinch hitter.
