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Guards Take Round One in the Battle of the C’s
Tito’s Reds take one, but the Guards bats erupt to take two. Bibee continues to be the no luck starter, while Big Rig and Cantillo show their stuff.
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Our Angel is in the Outfield: Guards Sweep 3
Cleveland sweeps the Angels, pitching staff solidifies, bats wake up, and Angel is our Angel.
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Series Loss – Bo to AAA, a Gold Glove Arrives
The Twins hate the Guards, Hedgey is our good luck charm, Bo is optioned to the minors, Bazzana hits his first dinger, and the beat goes on.
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Royal Ass Whupping: Split the Series with KC
There’s no way to sugar coat this, if we can’t figure out how to hit, we are fucked. Anyway, Kansas kicked our asses and we snuck in a split.
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Minor Ballpark, Major Hitters: Guards Punch the A’s
It took going to a minor league ballpark to remind our guys that they’re major league hitters. We’ll take it, but we need to steady our bats. Yeah, still.
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The Man from Down Under Arrives
Australia comes to Cleveland, and we manage to claw one back from the Tampa Bay Rays in a very rough week. Our bats need to wake up some more.
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Toronto’s Roof Rained on Cleveland
Tough loss in Toronto. Bad fielding by the Guards, weak bats, and a number of bases loaded at the end of an inning. Still no thumper behind Jose.
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A 48-Game Betrayal: Gambling Broke the Guards
From Pete Rose to Emmanuel Clase: MLB’s pivot from lifetime bans to “Official Betting Partnerships” paved the way for a heart breaking scandal.
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Astros Smash Cleveland, Guards Whiff Back
The Astros took the series, and our bats need a wake up call. Our lineup needs an shakeup. Also I still Boo the Astros, and you probably do too.
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A Nearly No-Hitter and Grand Slam Loss Turmoil
It’s rough watching your team lose after a grand slam and a near no hitter, but that’s life as a Guards fan. We still won the series!